By Trinity - 19/11/2012 22:37 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML
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emeraldisle 30

Tell him to mind his own ******* business!

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Shadow_Blues 10

That's no programmer; that's just a jackass at work!

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ICastillo 24

As long as he didn't take his clothes off when you passed through a dark tunnel.

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SirFawkes 16

Programming is a bitch to learn all the correct syntax for, you forget the little things, but the solutions are so straightforward.

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Tanner1245 4

Tell the guy to do it and every time he makes a mistake laugh at him then

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Abenti 8

while( youFail( ) ){ System.out.println("LOL"); }

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RoboCunnilingus 23

You should have developed programming Tourette's Syndrome. Just type obscenities in the middle of random lines of work. -equation, equation- ************. -equation, equation- ****!

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

You should've been like "You've spent the whole train ride staring over my shoulder. If you have nothing better to do, you can do this for me."

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perdix 29

Did you show him the one where the n00b puts an = where he should put a ==, and then wonders why his box locks up in an infinite loop? I love that one!!! I bust a gut when the n00b has to unplug his system to fix it. Good times!

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Lehk 9

what sort of wild west nonsense are you coding where you can't break out manually? I mostly do python these days buy even c/c++ can be force closed.

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perdix 29

That's the funny part, the n00b doesn't know how to kill the runaway process. Comedy involves absurdity -- you can't take everything so string literally.

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partytime4321 5

Lol that must have sucked... Though a second set of eyes can help I suppose. Hell I could use help with my code sometimes, but rarely get it

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