Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming...

By Trinity - 19/11/2012 22:37 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML

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By Rabite - 13/09/2016 11:22 - Germany

Today, I was on a business trip with a coworker. We had to wait for the train, so I decided to browse a store in the train station while he waited outside. I then got a message on my phone, from my co-worker saying, "You are somewhere on this train, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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By sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By laviestpasimal - 07/03/2012 00:14 - France

Today, I had six long hours with the same math teacher. To get home, I travel by bus. Guess who sat down next to me for the whole trip. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Sink-dodger alert!

By penpendesrapen - 11/03/2010 00:40 - Philippines

Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing my hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix my computer. He sat down on my chair and used my keyboard. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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It's not me

By LDF - 25/12/2008 10:30 - France

Today, I was sitting in a train when the old lady sitting next to me started staring at me. I asked her if she was OK, and she exclaimed, "Willy! It's you! Where have you been all this time?" The entire train trip went like this. FML

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emeraldisle 30

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:03

Tell him to mind his own ******* business!

Shadow_Blues 10

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:03

That's no programmer; that's just a jackass at work!

Comments

ICastillo 24

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:44

As long as he didn't take his clothes off when you passed through a dark tunnel.

BananerzFresh 12

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:45

Or the guy just wanted to be an ass.

purplegold 19

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:47

Haha

SirFawkes 16

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:59

Programming is a bitch to learn all the correct syntax for, you forget the little things, but the solutions are so straightforward.

Tanner1245 4

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:02

Tell the guy to do it and every time he makes a mistake laugh at him then

Abenti 8

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:10

while( youFail( ) ){ System.out.println("LOL"); }

ljcarranza 16

Tuesday 20 November 2012 4:37

don't. understand :$ ! help?

RoboCunnilingus 23

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:14

You should have developed programming Tourette's Syndrome. Just type obscenities in the middle of random lines of work. -equation, equation- ************. -equation, equation- ****!

JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:24

You should've been like "You've spent the whole train ride staring over my shoulder. If you have nothing better to do, you can do this for me."

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:29

Did you show him the one where the n00b puts an = where he should put a ==, and then wonders why his box locks up in an infinite loop? I love that one!!! I bust a gut when the n00b has to unplug his system to fix it. Good times!

Lehk 9

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:06

what sort of wild west nonsense are you coding where you can't break out manually? I mostly do python these days buy even c/c++ can be force closed.

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:13

That's the funny part, the n00b doesn't know how to kill the runaway process. Comedy involves absurdity -- you can't take everything so string literally.