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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

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By myl1f3isfuct - 11/07/2013 00:15 - United States

Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By noodle - 21/01/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

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You deserved it 3 974

By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 062

By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I decided to take a personal day from class and e-mailed all of my profs saying I had flu symptoms. While standing in line at Starbucks later, someone behind me says "Glad you're feeling better. Hope you can attend class tomorrow, we'll discuss lying." It was my Ethics professor. FML

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You deserved it 59 577

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 917

You deserved it 38 834

Very informative!

By student414 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

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You deserved it 30 848

Hypocrite much?

By hip hip hypocrisy - 14/10/2023 02:30

Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML

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You deserved it 99

By Jedi - 20/02/2009 06:16 - United States

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

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Top comments

colleen2920 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:16

say, I'm right here you moron

WiseGuy79 14

Friday 11 February 2011 1:30

Disengage your cloaking device...

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Auzzie34 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:08

Maybe you should participate more.

skweez_fml 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:41

i agree

VianaJ_Garcia 14

Friday 11 February 2011 2:43

Or maybe she has a lousy tutor.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Friday 11 February 2011 3:22

Were you wearing camo that day?

MrBrick 0

Friday 11 February 2011 7:44

yes OP your life sucks because ur so ****** boring that no one notices you....(sarcasm)

gamercanadian 11

Friday 11 February 2011 10:23

come on 39 y so mean lol the tutor is just probably stupid man

camillewhite1 12

Monday 23 July 2012 5:10

LLLLOOOLLLL

TheDrop 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:09

You deserve it for being shy and anti-social

colleen2920 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:16

say, I'm right here you moron

TXjuggalo972 6

Friday 11 February 2011 4:58

the tutor knows he's there now thats why he email him

InBetweenDreams 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:20

Maybe you should try speaking up. :) Step out of your shell.

Mirorbo 26

Friday 11 February 2011 1:26

Dress yourself up a bit so you stand out more, darling. Either that or speak up a little.

ollallie 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:30

6 ur the bomb I <3 all of it comments they make me :)

Efilyn 0

Friday 11 February 2011 7:34

Mirorbo is indeed one of my joys on FML.

WiseGuy79 14

Friday 11 February 2011 1:30

Disengage your cloaking device...

BeastNerd 3

Friday 11 February 2011 7:34

I love having my Invisibility Cloak on, too; I can understand why OP would be hesitant to take it off. Ah! I don't know if I worded that correctly. Can I get some grammatical help?

Doortje 29

Friday 11 February 2011 1:38

But it's her favourite colour!

xmarkstheheart 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:44

Are you a midget?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 11 February 2011 2:17

What is that a picture of?? They look like bananas.

YtotsDI 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:52

designer bananas :) taste like fabric

mrssheldoncooper 0

Friday 11 February 2011 1:54

I'd backhand him. ;D

mintcar 9

Friday 11 February 2011 2:08

You weren't supposed to steal clothes from the emperor, OP!!

GetaLifePlease 0

Friday 11 February 2011 2:16

the clothes are see through not the emp.

mintcar 9

Friday 11 February 2011 5:42

Exactly what I said. Stealing clothes from the emperor. DERP!

xJASMINEx 0

Friday 11 February 2011 7:31

but the emporer was naked not invisible, I think if op were naked op'd draw attention rather draw it away. DERP

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Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML

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