Stupid spoiled dog

Looks like the b*tch stole your spot.

Why not just stand up for yourself..?

If nothing else, take every opportunity to prove your dominance to the dog, even if you have to wait for everyone to be gone. Train the dog to give you the spot. Google it. If your family doesn't respect you, make the hairball. It should anyways, regardless of who's dog it is.

Is your dog's name Sheldon?

My grandma makes me sit backseat so her Pomeranian can have front...

The key word is half the couch...can't you take the other half?

Exactly how big is this pomeranian???

I would just punt the little football