Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making...

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By anonymous - 07/05/2014 23:06 - United States

Today, I had the house to myself, and I started talking to myself and singing at full volume. When I went to use the bathroom, I found my constipated cousin looking at me strangely. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By Embarrassed - 20/01/2023 18:00

Today, I rushed home, barged into the bathroom, and released the biggest, most foul mudmonkeys ever, complete with noises. I came out and my brother and his hot friends, including the one I have a crush on, were all laughing. My brother told me, “Don’t forget to Lysol spray.' FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By ShylaMarie - 14/02/2012 22:29 - Canada

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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CassT 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:21

Wow.. I've heard of singing in the shower, but...

gonzi_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 1:22

old mcdonald had a farm. E-I-E-I-O. YDI

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sydxvicious 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:24

ah, i do weird things when i think im alone too. We'd make great friends :] Baaa.

rustyrox 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:41

Classic =). Embarrasing, but you shall recover.

rockland211 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:01

WTF?! Your retarded

lameym 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:06

wtf is wrong with you :/

ColeH 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:25

WTF? Dude you have issues!

Awesomesaurus 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 10:51

What the **** is wrong with you...

AKBIGCAL 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 11:02

I can't imagin what kind of noises you make while havin sex...haha, moo, oh yes, baa, oink, yes...yes...quak...haha

macarr52 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:31

Animal noises? Yeah right.

fylbiath 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:46

YDI for being so retarded. and dude, #6, loads of people take baths! i do!

azcardz 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 13:15

My 5 year old likes to do that too!

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