By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
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DocBastard 38

Girlfriend: So what are you doing? OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty. Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing? OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked. Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself? OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?! Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy! OP. MOM!!! Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!

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buzz18 7

I couldn't even imagine how I would feel after that, having to talk to your mama knowing she witnessed, lmao

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Zitho 0

I'd say the grammar with the added fact that it was accepted as an FML is far more hilarious.

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MzKitty83 0

OMFG!!! ur pic is gonna give me nightmares... What is it? lol that thing is hideous

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taytay6510 6

**** I hate when people are over obsessive with there grammar, who gives a shit ? but what i hate more is when people type like thhiissss ehhehe iiitts soooOOOOoooOOo aannnoyyinggg

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imnotonaboat 0

I h8 wen ppls tlk lyk dis yuu get wat im sayingggggg

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fakeaccountX 6

If only the girlfriend had gone on a run instead of the guy...

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omgwork 0

her mom would've not minded? I don't get what your saying. ^

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boatingboy1011 0

ok wait. if this was posted yesterday from west virginia HOW IS IT HOT OUT!? ITS FREEZING!

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jpest17 5

haha atleast op can say he is one of a kind.

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Iskaria 0

76 I'm guessing OP was hot from running, probably in thick fleeced sweats if it's as cold as you say ^^ sooomebody doesn't exerciiiiise ;D

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iluvme4never 0

@76- ever gotten off your butt and ran around a little? even if its really cold outside, you'll still sweat, and when you get home, everything will seem a lot hotter than before.

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kofinater 3

..yeah, i dont think its that much of an fml, your mom has seen you naked before, though it is a tad awkward

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omgwork 0

your face looks so fake ew

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pink_mess 0

lmao haha thats kindergarten of weird yet freaking halarious

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Molkerei 0

I agree everything about that is kinda disturbing...

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MohawkMagik666 0

Me too..you could have taken a cold shower.

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rottentomatoes 7

haha, that must have been an awkward situation XD So you were naked on the floor, talking in a baby voice ...

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rottentomatoes 7

I wasn't sure if OP was naked or not.. it seemed so obvious, but now that i read it through a couple of times..

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AlexBuda 0

You have bigger problems then your mom knowing you have problems lmao

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lucy331 0

I love ur picture!!!! Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end ADVENTURE TIME!!

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keepmeonthedl 7

Haha that's a hilarious image to have in your mind.

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DocBastard 38

Girlfriend: So what are you doing? OP: Just finished a run. I'm all hot and sweaty. Girlfriend: Ooh that's so hot. What are you wearing? OP: Nothing. I'm totally naked. Girlfriend: Ooooh! Sexy! Are you touching yourself? OP: Yeah, I am. MOM?! Girlfriend: Yeah! Call me mommy! You bad boy! OP. MOM!!! Girlfriend: OOOOOOOOOH!!

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TheB0a 5

Funny. I wonder though if he was layin on his back or stomach. Then again, wouldn't a shower be better ?

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mite_fml 0

you didnt have anything better to do did you??

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KingDingALing 9

Hahahaha. I laughed at the "call me mommy!" part. Lol

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zp5 4

thats really disturbing. *thumbs up*

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Fortuitous 0

Another helpful prescription written by the good doctor.

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MaximilianMarche 0

enjoyed that. win

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silentxninja 13

Hahahaha this is hilarious. xD

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