Intimacy: Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend...

By itsbeenalongday - 27/09/2015 16:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was taking a long, relaxing, hot bath with my girlfriend after a long day. She had fallen asleep in my arms and everything was perfect - until I noticed the water around us had started turning yellow as she pissed herself in her sleep. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I woke up to find I'd peed the bed. My girlfriend did the warm water trick to me, where she put my hand in water while sleeping, which can make you piss yourself apparently. As I went to get up, I noticed she'd also painted my toenails pink. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my wife's dog had peed on my side of the bed, while I was sleeping. I thought I had just drooled in my sleep, until I noticed it had turned yellow during the day. FML

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It's good for the planet

By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I have to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I pissed the bed. FML

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Bathtime

By Kerry - 22/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 22:00

Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML

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By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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JayFuckingHell 18

Monday 28 September 2015 9:51

Looks like urine trouble! ... I'll find the exit myself

Norja 33

Monday 28 September 2015 9:54

If having your hand in water while sleeping makes you pee, then being surrounded by it must have the same effect. Heard of a golden shower, but never a golden bath :)

Comments

BlueHorizons 8

Monday 28 September 2015 11:08

Ah it won't hurt you OP. It's sterile anyway. Just think of it as an unusual bonding moment.

MonstreBelle 29

Monday 28 September 2015 14:57

Fun fact: Testing of urine taken directly from the bladder actually shows that urine does in fact contain bacteria and therefore isn't sterile as once thought

nitrog100 21

Thursday 1 October 2015 0:27

It's still really clean. I've worked with clinical lab samples for a class, and the clean catch urine is pretty darn clean. Very few CFUs, and rarely anything pathogenic.

Grazelent_90 16

Monday 28 September 2015 11:25

Ah you must've been peed off

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Tuesday 29 September 2015 6:33

Technically he was peed on.

Bryce8 11

Monday 28 September 2015 12:01

Just urine it's no big deal, could be worse.

PeppermintPenny 30

Monday 28 September 2015 12:13

If you could see the water turn yellow, she must be a little dehydrated. It's not very romantic, but human. Though an FML worthy moment, it's not a big deal. Or shouldn't be anyway.