Stained

By Anonymous - 06/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that my wife's dog had peed on my side of the bed, while I was sleeping. I thought I had just drooled in my sleep, until I noticed it had turned yellow during the day. FML
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GamerChickxoxo 16

drool does turn yellow tho, thus why old pillows have nasty yellow stains, cum also leaves yellow stains on white materials.

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ajh1800 25

I feel like you would have noticed a smell if it was close enough to your face that you thought it was drool. Not only that, but if the dog was on the bed, wouldn't you have felt him walking over you or near you to get that close to your head?

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bloopaloop 27

Divorce her and take half the dog.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

drool does turn yellow tho, thus why old pillows have nasty yellow stains, cum also leaves yellow stains on white materials.

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ajh1800 25

I feel like you would have noticed a smell if it was close enough to your face that you thought it was drool. Not only that, but if the dog was on the bed, wouldn't you have felt him walking over you or near you to get that close to your head?

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