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By anonymous - 05/01/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By rayraydayday - 21/03/2015 04:25 - United States - Englewood

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 02:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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Janah_the_ENP 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:19

Wax it if it's so obvious it's gross. If he just realized that HEY women have light facial hair too, he's a dick.

therealsuperman 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:35

he's just jealous because he can't grow one

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candy_sweet_ 0

Friday 7 January 2011 2:22

I think you should go to both , like go to each for half the wedding .

PahhDee 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:13

wax that! You should have laughed and said atleast I can grow one! ahaha jkingg

siamesewhitefoxx 0

Friday 7 January 2011 12:55

I would have told him "well at least I can grow one."

fashionloverno1 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 7:06

Complete ass hole. You obviously deserve better.

_Effort 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 7:20

fail

allieshubby27 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 7:39

That's funny... i tell my fiance about her mustache all the time too. Just joking with her though... She laughs about it ad jokes with me before she goes to shave it... that's not being an ass... That's keeping it real. The moral of this story is.... Don't hate it... Shave it...

DMBTimCA 0

Sunday 9 January 2011 9:52

you can't see the mustache you're growing? shave it dumb ass.

dezeradenzenooit 2

Sunday 9 January 2011 10:58

Shaving is the dumbest thing to do. Just get wax strips at the store and remove the hairs every now and then. takes only seconds. And stop eating processed food or meat, and make sure to get some sunshine for the vitamine D that controls your hormone system.