By Xandar - 09/11/2018 17:30

Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.

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honestjane 22

Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.

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Desiree Goulden 8

as a woman who's girlfriend had cheated on for years: **** you. She's not going to be a parent, you are, and for the good of your wife, I hope she ******* devices your ass and kicks you out. shame on you.

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Justin Allan Bannister 9

bye Felicia.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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tarabella 7

Gay couple, unexpected pregnancy..... Something doesn't sound right there. Shouldn't that be the one thing you're definitely safe from?? Welp, i guess it doesn't work out that way when your wife is a raging *****

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r 8

I’d give her the benefit of the doubt if she is a geneticist and took some of your dna and her dna, mixed it in a Petri dish and vola - new scientific achievement, millions baby...it could happen...

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Linda Mau 10

maybe she merged their eggs and implanted a new egg inside and used sperm from a donor

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