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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 01:19 - Canada - Canal Flats

Today, a little girl locked all the stalls in the girls' bathroom where I work and crawled under the doors. I then had to crawl around on the bathroom floor in order to unlock the doors. FML

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By 2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By embarrassed4life - 25/06/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though our conversation she said: "Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks I'm talking to her." FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:06

Creepier* - Oh lord, this iPod's auto corrector is quite perverted.

NecroParade 3

Tuesday 21 June 2011 9:01

Wasn't it nice to have a toilet buddy? Taking a dump has been a lonely task for far too long.

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xzenofx 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 23:08

ur full of it. cuz u would have kicked the girl in the face when she started to come in.

addict4real 0

Friday 24 June 2011 8:34

kick her in the head!!!

starfish7 18

Friday 24 June 2011 17:29

That happened to me when I was 8 years old. I was in the stall, watching my feet dangling with my tights bunched up around my ankles. Suddenly, I looked up to see a little boy about 4 or 5 years old in the stall staring at me. I hurried to finish peeing, pulled up my tights and we walked out of the stall together. I don't remember, but I'm sure other women in the bathroom were laughing when they saw that.

budd28 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 0:56

lol

breya12 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 2:47

Nasty

bigairlovemusic 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:17

This happens to me all the time. one time while I was trying to change my pad.

corrinaswan 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 20:20

haha I've had a little girl look under my stall while I was going to the bathroom it was awkward

kitsune3 20

Monday 1 August 2011 23:18

Deal with it. little kids do stuff like that.

czalc 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 4:07

Not a true story. Girls don't poop.

vinathi 9

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:48

One time I was shopping with my mom in a foreign country. The change rooms didn't have doors, just curtains. As I tried to change I noticed a group of children trying to peep through the curtain cracks. Like child pedos or something...