Animals: Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy...

By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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Good girl

By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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Unattack dog

By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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Idyllic

By Anonymous - 09/03/2024 20:00 - Netherlands - Valkenswaard

Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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Bad boy

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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Bostern 29

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:40

He sounds like a... Handful

pieman528 10

Wednesday 9 January 2013 8:46

Or.... You would've looked like some kind of hero carrying a tired dog around. People like that stuff, ask the Internet.

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Rhian00 17

Wednesday 9 January 2013 11:53

Your dog may be ill. Keep an eye on him or take him to the vet to be checked out.

Rhian00 17

Wednesday 9 January 2013 11:55

It could be very serious.

alycion 38

Wednesday 9 January 2013 12:14

Mine first husky did it in protest sometimes because she wanted to be let off the leash to go on the neighborhood tour without supervision. While yes it can be a sign of illness, it can also be a sign of a headstrong dog. My current husky also did it as a puppy when we walked him in unfamiliar areas. That was before he realized he was a husky and needed to try to be an escape artist so he could run around like a crazy ball of fur and scare me while pissing off my neighbors.

Rhian00 17

Wednesday 9 January 2013 14:37

Your dogs may do that because they're Huskies. I'm not saying it is, but from what you've said, that's what I think.

Wizboy 17

Wednesday 9 January 2013 12:56

At least he didn't chew your shoe.

Wizboy 17

Wednesday 9 January 2013 13:01

At least he didn't chew your shoe.

naruske 4

Wednesday 9 January 2013 13:12

I got my dog from the streets, he was hungry and thirsty and skin on bone. After 5 weeks he grew a bit and started becoming more thick and playful. Except his legs were weak. I took him for a walk but got further than expected. Midway home he collapsed so i carried him home. It felt amazing that I could help him... I miss you Pino... So much

kms1777 6

Wednesday 9 January 2013 13:24

My dog is only five pounds and she does this every time. It's no problem to escape the house and get chased for two hours, but she can't walk for five minutes. Smh.

darryaz 9

Wednesday 9 January 2013 14:35

You probably just looked like Paris Hilton carrying her "accessory dog" around. My dog did the same thing almost every time we went on a walk. She died of old age last year. Fortunately she was a miniature wiener dog and pretty easy to carry.