By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Wasn't there a post like this where the hobo wouldn't take a menthol?

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cuddlebunny3548 11

Hey, it's true OP. A saying is a saying.

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DKjazz 20

Bitchity. That was a bitchity thing to say.

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dixiefoxx 22

At least you told him, I guess.. But ick.. smoking is so bad for you, I hope you and the homeless guy both stop.

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DjeePee 24

Sitting for six hours a day is bad for you, I hope you and many other people all stop. Drinking alcohol is bad for you, I hope you and many other people all stop. Eating fast food is bad for you, I hope you and many other people all stop. Wearing the same shoes a week is bad for you, I hope you and many other people all stop. ... Moral of the story: smoking is not the only thing bad for your health, but many people don't seem to care about that.

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UsernameHere234 13

Ahh, thank you 52 for solving one of the biggest mysteries in life. Why women have so many shoes? Apparently, wearing the "same shoes a week" is bad for you.

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DjeePee 24

Hey, I'm not making this up. High heels are bad for your feet, no heels are bad for your feet... so if you want to be nice to your feet, wear a different shoe a day.

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GweedSincE84_fml 15

Lmao! what a dick. But you're right though. haha

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DoubleCross 9

Why wouldn't you give him some money of some food? Something that wouldn't slowly kill him?

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kaymi 17

Yes give him money so he buy booze and still slowly kill himself.

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PyroAngel1821 13

He didn't ask? I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure it said he asked for one...but I have a bad memory so I don't kno.

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22cute 17

Life slowly kills you. Just saying...

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vocaloidtiger 12

Yes, give the homeless guy money so he can go buy alcohol and more cigarettes, because that's TOTALLY not gonna slowly kill him.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Don't give homeless people what they didn't ask for or submit to the consequences. You might have a sandwich thrown at your head...

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destroyer69 0

Or urine dumped on u, from that past fml

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JordanGarcia 10

I could really use a cigarrette right now

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twisted_cherub 14

I have one for ya, but it's a menthol :) I had a friend who said the only reason anyone smokes menthols is so no one will want to bum their cigarettes. I wonder if bums ask to "bum a cigarette"? Hah!

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JordanGarcia 10

Haha I actually love menthol so I'll take that offer

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twisted_cherub 14

Oh, sorry. Giving you a cigarette would result in serious fines and possible jail time for me. Almost got me, though.

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JordanGarcia 10

Alright fine you caught me

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

33- You're only 16. You shouldn't even be thinking about cigarettes.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Did that get edited after my comment? Because I double checked. If not, my mistake. Sorry.

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JustKittyKat 24

Well, it's true. Honestly you would have been even more rude to not give him one. At least you were trying to be nice. I hope he appreciated your kindness.

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Im_MrSoloDolo 2

I just want to say you have a bad ass profile pic

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xNiiiiiCKx 4

idiot this isnt an FML.... if anything it would kinda be one from the hobo's perspective but even then i'd be putting YDI

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MoxieThoughts 0

its true, he begged no reason to feel bad

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abpersonality 19

It never fails that whenever an FML mentions smoking in it, people always bitch and moan how the person is smoking in the first place. Either come up with more original comments, or shut the hell up already.

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