Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth...

By Deadfish - 26/07/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By Lou - 01/06/2010 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML

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By FlipYoC - 16/09/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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Impatient fish

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 08:00 - Australia

Today, two of my daughter's fish died after owning them for a year. Yesterday I spent $400 on a new bigger fish tank so that they would be happier. I built the stand, set it up, and got everything running. All I had to do was let it run for a week so that the pH would be fine for them, and then move them across. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2015 16:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML

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By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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_pk_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:37

I think you've been using DOG FOOD to feed your fish. That pretty much explains everything you said.

Ligerie 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:35

Just get another one, they're like three bucks

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iwuveyouXP 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 23:11

Buy a new fish. That food must be used

lalamike25 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 21:53

Your fish was way too shocked to know he'll be eating for a month

jmm23 0

Monday 26 December 2011 23:45

Feed it to much?

shinshoku13 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:06

Buy another fish :3

Lon3Wolf64 4

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:26

I hate fish for this very reason. "JUST WAIT TIL AFTER I FEED YOU! THEN I CAN BLAME YOUR DEATH ON THE FOOD!"

fmlahahaha 5

Friday 10 August 2012 15:16

How is fish food heavy ? And a months worth.... Huh you buy a little jar full of flakey food and it lasts forever...

xx_alexmagm_xx 12

Monday 20 July 2015 12:27

Add it to the collection?

llamadramas 20

Tuesday 22 December 2015 6:20

was he sleeping?

thatsmdkid 13

Tuesday 2 April 2019 9:20

Yû

shannon2348 14

Saturday 21 December 2019 19:44

Ok. I don't know what the hell you were buying but fish food comes in a small container that lasts for ages since fish need very little and it weighs nothing. I really have no idea what you're talking about. ydi