Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got... - FML

By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:29

I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go.... However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.

Kyothine 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

Lol.

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alice_allia 0

Friday 26 August 2011 5:50

Well excuse me 252 my family ******* cusses a lot but that doesn't mean that we arnt a respectable family........ I hate ******* hypocrites

AffenKid 9

Friday 2 September 2011 18:41

You silly cow...lolz

missbadluk 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:46

Haha! Wow. That's what bitchy people deserve. Ps...your shit DOES stink!

coolpwnagedude 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:56

One of my favorite FMLs. OP you failed hard and try not being a bitch okay? It would do you good

jackthehoseless 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 6:58

YDI for being a stupid, rude bitch.

coolstorybrox3 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 0:59

Wow LOL! all I can say is thats what you get for being wrapped up in yourself.

kevoo_fml 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 1:59

Haaaaa stupid!!!!!! thats what you get

FlourChild 2

Monday 26 September 2011 3:57

I love it when a girl tries to be a bitch and gets her ass handed to her.

ZielZone 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:46

Stupid ****. It's not all about you. ******* douche bag.

Lucky78_fml 4

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:27

This chick deserved it.

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