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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 20:01

Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By fuckingjesusgran - 07/05/2013 22:13 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

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Pissed

By pl. - 03/06/2021 21:59

Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML

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By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By mom - 26/01/2014 04:29 - United States - Spring

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Wednesday 25 July 2012 15:58

Well I hope she was at least wearing a diaper.

cheekyterier 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:29

I'll bet you were pissed. That's shitty. Come at me, bro.

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ebonyirony 29

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:16

I did NOT mean to comment more than once; my Internet ****** up while posting. Sorry, guys. Hopefully a moderator can fix this.

DoubleCross 9

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:18

Aw poor gramps! Don't get mad at her im sure she feels really bad and will cry if you do. Don't make grandma cry! You don't have her forever OP

rsunshine2020 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:19

Hey better in than out, I always say.

rsunshine2020 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:21

Out than in!!!! I meant better out than in!! Lol

saIty 17

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:22

That's why I taught my grandparents to do their business with their bums hanging out the window.

greenalleycat 4

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:26

Wouldn't that make them pee straight back inside the car and onto you..?

Zedd_fml 8

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:29

Not unless you are sitting on the backseat.

Mischief109 11

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:23

Make her walk.

TwentyFourXXIV 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:56

Would you honestly do that to an elderly lady? It gets harder to walk as you get older if you didn't realize that asshole.

b_rad_fml 4

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:16

Which means the lesson will be better remembered for the pain!

ladylilly25 20

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:23

Maybe she is getting a bit old for rational decisions....

outoftown 26

Thursday 26 July 2012 0:31

Maybe a sense of humor runs in OP's family.

loginword123 0

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:25

Today, my cat was acting very affectionate and rubbing her mouth against my face. It made me forget that I watched her eat a mouse this morning. FML

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:38

Everyone to the NOPE car! Looks like when it comes to your car, no one is going to call shotgun, you'll be in the front by yourself.

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:40

Luckily, post-menopausal old lady pee has the same aroma as New Car Smell, so you got lucky there. Hope you sprung for leather and didn't cheap out for cloth seats.

saintsrocksocks 10

Wednesday 25 July 2012 17:59

Why were you down voted?! This comments hilarious!

perdix 29

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:51

Thank you. It looks like you saved my bacon, but are taking the down thumbs for it. I feel like Whitney Houston in "The Bodyguard." If you get buried, I won't forget you, Kevin Costner.