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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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Constant flow

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 20:01

Today, my granny called me to, "Come change me please, I just peed." I interrupted what I was doing, walked over to her bed, pulled down her covers and was just about to go for the pad when she said, "Actually... I'm still peeing. Come back in a couple of minutes." FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By fuckingjesusgran - 07/05/2013 22:13 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

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Pissed

By pl. - 03/06/2021 21:59

Today, while on a road trip, I stopped at a gas station and told my kids to go to the restroom. My youngest daughter said, "I had to go earlier, but not anymore." FML

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By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By mom - 26/01/2014 04:29 - United States - Spring

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

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ScaughtieHolden 11

Wednesday 25 July 2012 15:58

Well I hope she was at least wearing a diaper.

cheekyterier 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:29

I'll bet you were pissed. That's shitty. Come at me, bro.

Comments

Ozuru 11

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:43

Next time, when you get in the car for a trip, ask her to kindly tell you 10 minutes before shes got to go bad so you can find somewhere for her.

Ins0mau 20

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:14

A lot of elderly people don't get 10 minutes warning THEMSELVES. The body gets kind of uncooperative as you age.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:44

She gave birth to one of your parents so let it go. When you get old you don't have as much physical control as used to. Whatever you do don't make her feel anymore self-conscious about it than she already is.

lonelyharts86 8

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:56

My neice did that to me once. But I think 4 year old pee is less gross than 80 year old pee. Hope the cleaning doesn't cost too much.

Axipiter 24

Wednesday 25 July 2012 20:44

I before E, except AFTER C.

hockeyoceancity 13

Wednesday 25 July 2012 22:06

Or K, like as in Keith.

rahrah765765 11

Wednesday 25 July 2012 23:20

Neighbor, protein, vein, veil, their, weight, weird...

alissa222 15

Thursday 26 July 2012 2:07

I before e except after C, or when sounding like A as in neighbor or weigh. There, all better.

childishfears 12

Wednesday 25 July 2012 17:24

Somebody needs some depends

whostolemylama 12

Wednesday 25 July 2012 17:29

You cannot blame her. She cannot hold it in at her age. But I agree that your life is fudged. I hope it comes out!

DRush_fml 12

Wednesday 25 July 2012 17:36

I think it's time to invest in depends...

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 25 July 2012 17:42

Damn she ruined that wonderful new car smell!

andiewithlove 21

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:02

Stay calm. Get Frebreze.

olpally 32

Wednesday 25 July 2012 18:06

Time for a serious car wash or consider buying a new car... That's one smell I don't think will ever go away. Like in that Seinfeld episode with that jacket Jerry wore and it made the car smell like ass... Haha. Fyl.