Kids: Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was...

By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Dreadge - 15/01/2010 19:37 - Israel

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

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spaerro 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:07

Were you dressed as Voldemort?

flailingCheese 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:09

So your life sucks cause a baby didn't like your character you were dressed as?

Comments

greenie213 23

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:11

It's okay, there's a slight chance it's not your fault.

Bluekaren16 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:12

If you're going to take things personally, you should consider a different job.

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:14

I feel like a total ass for even thinking it, but the first thought that crossed my mind was me wondering if your face was visible through the mask of the costume. My subconscious caught me off guard with this one- I had no idea I was such an asshole.

NoahEibon 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:29

I was conciously thinking that...:)

jakk_mehoff 4

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:42

you're cruel, I am an asshole and I didn't even think of something that bad. I was thinking of a Mickey mouse zombie costume...

erinnrose 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:08

I think it'd be more likely that she'd be crying over the costume character not ops face but who knows right?

HOLAANNI 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:14

serves you right to live in jersey.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:17

And have you ever visited The Garden State?

unknown_user5566 26

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:20

Gracehi, I doubt they have. More than likely making an assumption based on "reality" TV. What happened to the good ol' days when people formed opinions for themselves?

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:22

kyleekay Jersey Shore, 16 and Pregnant, and Toddlers and Tiaras happened. Then humanity took a free-fall.

chellyX92 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:22

Oh so a kid didn't like your character your life must be so hard. I was at Disney and saw a girl freak out when snow white came near her. Kids are kids some just don't like certain things.

NoahEibon 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:28

It's not like you showed your real face and she cried, babies cry for no reason. Didn't you know that?

Keep_It_Hot99 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:30

But... you're in a costume? O_oHow is this a eff my life moment? Kids will be kids, they have their likes and dislikes, favorites and fears. She didn't cry at your actual face so just walk away and move on with your life.