Kids: Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was...

By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Someone - 16/04/2014 00:20 - Canada - Windsor

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

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By Dreadge - 15/01/2010 19:37 - Israel

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. A couple of cute girls started talking to me, telling me how much they liked my dreads. Seeing this, my mother stepped up next to me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "This here is my little baby, treat him nicely!" Thanks, Mom. FML

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spaerro 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:07

Were you dressed as Voldemort?

flailingCheese 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:09

So your life sucks cause a baby didn't like your character you were dressed as?

Comments

spaerro 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:07

Were you dressed as Voldemort?

yankfan89 27

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:16

He-who-must-not-be-named. Are you trying to get yourself killed by saying his name?

GracesDelirium 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:28

No, no. OP was a dementor. Who's scared of Voldemort? Most of us have something he doesn't.... .....noses. :D

Docbee 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:29

That's the scary part... He's going to be searching the world for a nose! It could be yours.

GracesDelirium 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:35

Oh shit. *hides in panic shelter*

heygirlie777 21

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:25

No, no. Just pretend to be dead. That's what Harry did.

doctorhook86 24

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:33

25: I'm now imagining Voldemort playing the "got your nose" thumb-game with small children.

rageandlove13 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:07

Were you dressed as a clown?

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:23

Stephen King's "It" ruined clowns for me.

camimiller16 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:08

What character were you??

flailingCheese 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:09

So your life sucks cause a baby didn't like your character you were dressed as?

syley 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:20

Rings less FML more funny (weird funny) situation op was in.

BubbleGrunge 18

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:09

Don't sweat it OP, kids are strange little creatures. You could have been the child's favorite character in the world, but being up close and personal is a different story.

ClassyCommando 13

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:30

I don't know why OP was so upset by this. This is a baby we're talking about, screaming and crying is their stock-in-trade.

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:10

The fear. The kids can smell yours. They're cries and screams are an alarm. Put on a squeaky voice and cheerful mood, they'll let you live.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 18 July 2012 1:27

Squeaky voice? I'm not sure whether to be offended or flattered.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 18 July 2012 0:10

This all depends on what costume you were wearing. Grotesque witch, monster, or other villain: EPIC WIN! Prince, princess, adorable fuzzy protagonist: EPIC FAIL!