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By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By annoyedgirl - 04/05/2013 01:30 - United States - Ephrata

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By LP - 16/02/2015 03:25 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

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LexSwift 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:27

Time to grab the hole puncher.

snowmount07 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:25

It Was Pain!

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:40

And of course, I guarantee no punishment was granted because why would someone's "Darling little angel" ever do that? You clearly must have staples your own back. On the bright side, at least it wasn't something worse, like scissors.

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:48

Wow, I'm tired. *stapled

pinkcrayola 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:24

I dunno, at least scissors are easier to get out.

Incredible_92 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:50

Ouchh, the irony actually hurts me.

thatshot808 6

Tuesday 24 January 2012 3:33

ikr! the OP got stapled, at STAPLES

Narutosuns2fan 12

Monday 4 November 2013 20:42

Thanks for reiterating, we didn't know what was ironic by reading the FML.

teyyoshi 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:50

she is into you!

ICATiger 13

Sunday 22 January 2012 13:03

Just saying that OP is a fully grown man and that it was a little girl that stapled him so..... She can't really be into him

TheJester12 15

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:02

pedo bear likes this comment ;)

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:23

Hey, hey, 58, it's not his fault that that little girl is stuck on him. |the kid|

SecretMe00 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:08

Nice, funny comment 17!!!!!

3rdbass 9

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:08

More like the staple is into him.

loller27 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:50

that must not have been easy

xbella 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:52

lol aww she's an angel, she just wanted to get your attention

karkid619 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:15

Nope. She's just a stupid bitch.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:04

Oh how "macho" you must be to call A LITTLE GIRL a bitch. SMH!

lolyeahthatsme 11

Tuesday 24 January 2012 15:03

Well considering she stapled his back I think thats grounds to call the "angel" a bitch.

anelelabel 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 13:04

Hope the girl's mother or guardian did something about her. ):

NippsSlipps 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 13:10

Do the right thing and staple her back.

rattusrattus 18

Sunday 22 January 2012 13:24

On the plus side: you just met the future officeware killer. On the minus side: you just met the future officeware killer.

thiscrazything 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 13:39

Well you do work at Staples. Could have been worse if you worked at BJ's.

hecseferblade 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 14:30

#27- OP would go to jail for that....after he teaches her how to do it

Ergayles 9

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:58

^ I think 27 was talking about something else.

indiiboo 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:03

I work at BJ ^_^. BOOSTER JUICE! Duhh. And yaa, the situation would totally be worse at BJ! Cuz if a customer did that to one of us, we would give them a High Impact Acai right in the noggin' ;p.