Kids: Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks....

By thosedamnkids - 22/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By 41k312 - 01/11/2016 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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By annoyedgirl - 04/05/2013 01:30 - United States - Ephrata

Today, I was forced to work with someone I absolutely hate. I then found myself starting to like him, until he shot me in the forehead with a stapler gun. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2012 05:50 - United States - Egg Harbor Township

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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By LP - 16/02/2015 03:25 - United States - Madison

Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML

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LexSwift 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:27

Time to grab the hole puncher.

snowmount07 6

Sunday 22 January 2012 12:25

It Was Pain!

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:39

I hope you kicked her in the face.

nabila21 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:53

Have you ever gotten stapled in the thumb?

EduJav321 24

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:57

Lets play "beating little kids"

rawr1011 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:01

You got stapled at staples haha

Anfarwal 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:16

Staple her to her mom. lol

Bluekaren16 19

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:19

clutz123 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:30

"why is there a staple in your back?" "a little girl stapled it at staples!"

bloodytv 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:58

(Motto) "Staples That was easy"

Arashi_Nightmare 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:04

This is why I despise kids.

MindlessM 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:11

Why TF were there staples in the staplers like that!

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Today, we were at a friend’s birthday party and it was time to sing Happy Birthday. My crush was there. Wanting to impress him, I started out-singing everyone with runs and riffs. Someone said, “It’s just Happy Birthday, it’s not that serious, wannabe American Idol.” Everyone, including him, laughed. FML

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Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later, I was doing homework and took a Facebook break, changing my status to "So fucking boring." I'd forgotten to log out of the business account. FML

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Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML

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Today, a boy I'm not even dating took it upon himself to tell me that we would never work out. Via text message. FML

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Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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