Health: Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her...

By Nola - 27/04/2017 12:00

Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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You deserved it 236

Frozen

By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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You deserved it 153

By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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You deserved it 224

Drunk mom

By trailertrashyanditsucks - 26/07/2013 19:55 - United States - Porter

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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You deserved it 3 817

By Ihatemyjob - 18/03/2013 03:14 - United States - Vermilion

Today, at work, I walked in on a disoriented elderly woman eating nachos and cheese off the bathroom floor. She wasn't wearing any pants. FML

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You deserved it 3 125

Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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You deserved it 7 217

By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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You deserved it 2 982

By Fattypatty - 09/07/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, I realized how fat I really am. While going to the bathroom I leaned to the side to wipe my butt and heard a crack. Not knowing what it was, I continued to wipe. After I finished, I got up to see that I'd cracked the toilet seat in half. FML

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You deserved it 58 280

How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

AnthonyCS5 19

Thursday 27 April 2017 12:12

Why in the hell would you sit there and watch that?!?!? I would have looked away immediately at the sight of something suspicious!

zainman13 26

Thursday 27 April 2017 12:12

Wait till you find out the secret ingredient to all her special cooking. Love I tell you, it's love!

Comments

finalyearsofhate 22

Thursday 27 April 2017 19:11

What doesn't kill you... gives you Enough. coli?

finalyearsofhate 22

Thursday 27 April 2017 19:12

E. coli. damn autocorrect!

superluous1987 6

Thursday 27 April 2017 19:53

well that is definitely a shitty situation

Zachary8261 28

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:10

Why did you look, first off?!

RockPrincess26 16

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:10

Your mother is one NASTY woman!

species4872 19

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:21

Now that's a cracking good story.

acmariner99 25

Thursday 27 April 2017 20:27

Butt ... what if I think it's full of sh!t?

redlizzybeth 25

Friday 28 April 2017 5:07

You didn't state your age or hers. If she is an older individual and this is a new behaviour then you need to talk to her medical provider about sudden strange behaviour. If she is not older and just had a ..... ughhh.... lapse in judgment, then maybe gently mention that you saw something and then tell her what you saw... but do so respectfully and politely. Then just let her know that it upset you and say nothing else. I wish you the best of luck in this uncomfortable situation.