Miscellaneous: Today, I went back to my friends place drunk. As we were walking... - FML

By ashlyrose45 - 27/12/2016 06:03 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I went back to my friends place drunk. As we were walking in, she told me to be quiet, so as not to wake her parents and let them know we were drunk. I then walked in and looked at her parents, who were still awake watching TV, and said, "Shhh. Meg told me not to wake her parents." FML

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ashlyrose45 12

Monday 2 January 2017 3:17

Didn't realize this got posted! But her parents knew we were out drinking so it wasn't a big deal :) it was just really late, like 3 or 4 in the morning, so she figured they'd be asleep. Felt pretty stupid when I woke up!

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chirstinap325 23

Monday 2 January 2017 1:04

Well, you didn't wake them so props to you for following instructions.

KickAss73 12

Tuesday 3 January 2017 3:04

Funniest thing I've read all year. Lol

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kakabalo 18

Monday 2 January 2017 17:19

bahahahahaha... that cracked me up

Thor1012 28

Monday 2 January 2017 18:21

The first fml that's made me laugh in ages!

Sharall 10

Monday 2 January 2017 20:45

I haven't laughed this hard at an fml in a long time! Lol omg it's something I would have done!

KickAss73 12

Tuesday 3 January 2017 3:04

Funniest thing I've read all year. Lol

Jennipher Stillwell 11

Sunday 12 November 2017 5:41

Should have said "Shut up, Meg!"

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