Health: Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun...

By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By superficialheart - 21/01/2012 11:59 - China

Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML

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By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By Sparky - 20/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML

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By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Injury meet insult

By hystcheria - 09/08/2022 16:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I shattered my ankle while mountain biking with my boyfriend. As I lay writhing on the ground, waiting for the ambulance, he traced the outline of my thigh and said, "You should get this suctioned out while you're in the hospital." FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 22 May 2009 13:03

How is this a FML? If you dirtbike then you know the risks. Ending up with those kinds of injuries is par for the course surely? But yea, I'm with #1. Just tell them yes.

KennyP55 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:02

So tell them yes?

Comments

amy397123 0

Friday 22 May 2009 13:57

Lol'd @ 6.

Atreyu_Love 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:06

#6 lmao, I'm a girl, I wish I could dirt-bike :D Lmao nice username

game_over_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:12

I see no FML here. besides #6 is right... lol

PainInTheAsss 16

Tuesday 26 July 2016 2:05

What did #6 say?

ravinderkaler 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:29

Of course 6 is right.

EverWatcher 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:32

I think the OP is pissed because she wished those battle scars had come from another person. #2 has a good point, of course.

Kylias 6

Friday 22 May 2009 14:40

Pfff... if I were you, I'd be glad that no one's asking, "Oh my GAWD, did that come from EDWARD CULLEN!!!!111!11!apple1!1eleventyone111!!"

twilax101 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:51

ooh. whoops. sorry i asked ;)

xHaniffax 0

Friday 22 May 2009 14:57

erm say yes and be thankful that you didn't DIE!

fmylifefmylife12 0

Friday 22 May 2009 15:09

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