Health: Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain... - FML

By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By parisite - 01/10/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Midland

Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML

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Healthy lifestyle choices

By missy - 10/04/2009 08:17 - Italy

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

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Sorry!

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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You deserved it 355

By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 12:17

Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML

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By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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Top comments

Fortuitous 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:20

Looks like that situation slid out of control.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 12 November 2010 1:43

OH SNAP.

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klm2 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:18

1st ! suucks fyl

OrginalOwen 0

Friday 12 November 2010 6:24

It's a slip and slide with blood! Me first!

bailes_o_hay 0

Friday 12 November 2010 8:07

anybody else feel a little nauseous after reading 69's comment?

iSitt 0

Friday 12 November 2010 9:34

when was your last tetanus vaccine ?

counterfit 10

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:40

No, because I just watched The Walking Dead.

Rawr100 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 4:16

epic

iamcrazy_fml 6

Friday 12 November 2010 1:19

oww gotta hurt

xerikax3 0

Friday 12 November 2010 2:31

Hope op was on grass instead of pavement

pengiesully 0

Friday 12 November 2010 5:27

dude the same thing happened to me, I was going down hill and the chain popped and I skidded 15 feet and i skidded on my head/chest and took off inches of skin on my feet and hands, luckily I had a helmet on

EpicPear 0

Friday 12 November 2010 11:37

I hope the paint wasn't scratched!

Fortuitous 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:20

Looks like that situation slid out of control.

JOKKUR 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:59

lol ya

Haterman123 0

Friday 12 November 2010 14:55

this made me lol (both the comment and te post)

FitFriday 32

Saturday 8 August 2015 7:57

At least you did not slid on your stomach

bekdebekah 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:27

ouch u ok?

morgan320 0

Friday 12 November 2010 15:10

maybe he died, and he's friend wrote it for him? :O

lightboyzsx 3

Friday 12 November 2010 1:29

i always think that's going to happen to me

Not_Ever_Telling 3

Friday 12 November 2010 1:35

Oh, that sounds painful. :(

xcookier 2

Friday 12 November 2010 1:37

ouch .

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 12 November 2010 1:43

OH SNAP.

keepmeonthedl 7

Friday 12 November 2010 2:41

Haha. I laughed at that. Punny :)

LolAtYourFail 12

Friday 12 November 2010 1:43

damn, I always feared that when I race my friend..

Miss_Maybe_Baby 0

Friday 12 November 2010 1:44

at least it wasn't on ur face, like I've got to experience :)

C6Racer 0

Friday 12 November 2010 7:30

You want to experience WHAT on your face?

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