By gedderdunn - 24/05/2010 06:13 - Reserved

Today, I went on a first date, where my date managed to fall in a creek, take me to his house and measure my height, show me family pictures, and perform the Soulja Boy dance in his living room. All while wearing swim trunks because his pants were drying and he didn't have extras. FML
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You deserved it 7 767

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

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Are you kidding? That's not an FML. That's someone you can call a keeper :D

nadsm 0

Seriously... Not an FML at all. He sounds like a lot of fun!

Infernra 0

This is so not a FML. Keep this guy! He knows how to have fun and how to be himself!! He will make you extremely happy!!! :D :D :D

You sound like a preppy bitch who wants one of those "cool" boyfriends. Kill yourself, and don't disgrace this guy by being his girlfriend, when he can do better than you any day of the week

ChicaChica5683 0

sounds sweet....except he rly only has one pair of pants??

TheCrayonLady 0

Not an FML. Sounds like the most bestest ******* first date ever! OP needs to give him to me.