By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Busymomma12 6

and thats when you got up and left

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ivolleyball12 12

I hope you said l “and you’re having dinner by yourself”

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CoyoteOldOne 17

"You're having the salad." "Well, since we're ordering for each other, I guess you can eat shit."

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Wintermelons 19

“And you are having a fist to your face”

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Catlover1130 14

And that's when I would've grabbed my purse, said "And you're having this date by yourself!" and walked out.

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Razell 13

"That's alright, I brought enough money that I can pay for my own steak. You don't mind going dutch, right?"

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InfiniteSecret 20

I would've ended the date right then and there. No point wasting time on someone like that ?

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rety1 13

I would've asked to be seated elsewhere and inhaled the biggest steak they had in the place.

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mrsmisled519121 6

I think you meant you went on a LAST date with a guy

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Stefany Baillargeon 9

I would have said. Sure. let me run to the bathroom and I will be right back. let him order whatever and eat alone.

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sunnyskys 25

Better have followed that with, “ your having salad, I’m having salad and we are splitting the prime rib and the bill.” lol

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sunnyskys 25

Some times you don’t have much money lol kind of a fun way to save money and get what you want

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maserle 8

As a man i do not understand what the problem is with guys thinking woman should just order salads. like why tho?

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