By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML
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Busymomma12 6

and thats when you got up and left

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ivolleyball12 12

I hope you said l “and you’re having dinner by yourself”

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Comments

RichardPencil 30

You should have ordered the Cobb Salad in a taco bowl with a quart of ranch dressing and a side boat of Alfredo sauce.

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TheJawsman 18

I was going to come up with a really witty comment to this, and then realized that within the first five comments was every iteration of what I thought might sound cool. :P

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BossyC94 6

At that moment my date would be over unless it was some kind of joke. Just me though.

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tonyfan00 38

Let me guess: he was either a deer or an exterminator vegan?

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tonyfan00 38

Not sure if autocorrect made the comment better or worse...meant to put down "extreme".

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PenguinPal3017 19

I was on a first date with a girl once who wouldn't stop telling me that she only ordered salad because of a medical condition she had and not because she didn't like me. I never would have assumed that a salad signals that you don't like your date.

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DanielleinDC 33

If the person chooses to have salad for whatever reason, that's okay. If a guy insists his date have salad--and on the first date--that's a problem.

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raspution 21

First and last date. Hope you made him wear the salad.

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Yudith 24

I hope she left before the waiter even brought the salad and her date had to eat it alone by himself.

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