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By gnafron - 31/12/2013 11:30 - France - Grenoble

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML
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DrippingSarcasm 20

Hold on, just let me get that brick I have in the coat closet.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Bad dog! Hide a spare key somewhere in your garden for future incidents like this.

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maxence1994_fml 8

Teach to your dog to bring your shoes back to you then you're back home ! PS : Pourquoi tu l'as pas postée sur VDM ??!!!!!!!!

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caligirllife 11

You had your door locked just to get the mail?

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caligirllife 11

Self lock doors are very rare in the US. maybe cause there's a lot less crime than people think in our country.

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ratman775 27

Thank you. I was trying to think of why that was so familiar...

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djPanda 8

undo who ever gets that I now like u

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darcislove 18

welp he knows how to play fetch thats a plus!

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EAVL381forever 10

Why didn't u just unlock your door before u went outside??

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