By Anonymous - 01/12/2011 03:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML
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ellybelly_502 4

Um I'm pretty sure it wasn't the word, but some creepy man coming up randomly and whispering ANYTHING remotely freakish would send chills down anyone's back, including your own.

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Ayojedi 6

He's gonna do something with that sperm…

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KrazieKleo 13

He better otherwise he's just another dick who can't perform!

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fabian21 0

I bet OP is that guy named Spreme, and the man just couldn't pronounce his name right.

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ninjacutie 6

YAY! HURRAY FOR OTHER FML REFERENCES!! >:0 that's freaakiinngg amaazzinngg IM SO RELAAXXEEDDDJAJCUWHISUDOQLW;!1@jek92'!

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Jdimp 1

114- da fck is wrong wit you?

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spazz666 18

at #130, I was JUST thinking that. except in my mind it was "da fuq bro?"

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imhungry112696 1

@130 lmao I was jus thinkin tha SAME thing!

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DynamicDave 11

This is one of those times FML needs a "WTF" button...

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Why would that be a surprise? You get all kinds of weirdos in walmart... Run for ye life missy ye ain't wanna see where 'e's gonna stuff that sperm up!

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Ch0sen 13

He just has Tourette's, nothing to worry about.

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Ch0sen 13

He just has Tourette's, nothing to worry about.

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Ch0sen 13

He just has Tourette's, nothing to worry about.

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Ch0sen 13

Holy shit what is wrong with the commenting system I only pressed send once

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Falalala243 0

61- I thought you were posting on purpose to make it sound like you had tourette's :p

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IscoreOnU 19

64- QUADRUPLE POST with no thumbs down! When does that happen?

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Noobish_Elk 18

Im not denying that this is some creepy shit.. But this is quite the speculation.

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nikkibee50 10

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ellybelly_502 4

Um I'm pretty sure it wasn't the word, but some creepy man coming up randomly and whispering ANYTHING remotely freakish would send chills down anyone's back, including your own.

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danny128 4

Well it sounds like the young guy did it for laughs

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lmfao_shame 9

more awks if op is a man too

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Forgot to clean up from last night?

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Simba: riiieeeoooowwww!! Hyenas: wow that was really good! Do that again! Simba (mufasa): RRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR... hyenas: O.O

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Cyanidenhappines 0

I love the Lion King! It is one of my favorite movies!

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typeozp 0

Seriously one of the best tattoos I've seen in a while...

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leadman1989 15

This thread is about to make me cry with thoughts of that movie and my childhood. *sucks it up But boys don't cry.

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vitty_z 16

thanks :P it's a bit depressing when some people ask what it is though..

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omggtfomi 1

I gave you a thumbs up because your tattoo Is kick ass

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Scar: Long live the King... Moufasa: Ahhhhhh! Simba: Noooooooo! Epic Fading

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borkchop1992 15

im pretty sure that its time to refill your pepper spray can

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danielabella94 0

People are ******* weird these days. That's why you stay away from Walmart. Far away

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

But how will you get everyday low prices?

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MaaaanWTF 1

Weird people are EVERYWHERE so why just stay away from Walmart? Stay away from the world! Far away. I recommend the planet Pluto. **** the haters! Pluto has been and always will be a planet!

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docscientist 9

Yeah, but you're really going to run that heating bill on pluto.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

I'm creepy. For example, I predated your profile. This guy takes it home at ******* wierdo.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

That sperms about to go somewhere you dont want it to go

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