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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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lissn 0

Friday 27 November 2009 12:45

At least you don't have to suffer too much when he farts in his sleep

pattheaninal 9

Friday 27 November 2009 13:18

So if he farted the scent of a delicious aroma, then his shit must be a butterball turkey dinner, right?

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tayzer_fml 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:53

YDI for dating a farty boy.

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 27 November 2009 22:14

Once he realized you liked the smell of his farts, he got a insta-boner, didn't he?

sosadrightnow 4

Friday 27 November 2009 23:42

A man with great smelling farts is a man to love.

1234512345cj 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:35

lol

minette08 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 1:51

if it smells that good MARRY HIM

bibbit 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:47

hahaha win!

billybobjoebob 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 3:10

well, would you rather his farts smell absolutely terrible?

waffles2009 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:15

BOO ****** HOO!

Pointy130 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:48

He was joking, my dad says that all the time.

st87 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 8:12

I think I heard this quote from "the Departed"... and it goes something along the lines of "once you've had a whiff of my ass, you will be crawling back in".