Work: This is mine now

This is mine now

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 229

You deserved it 6 803

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STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 510

You deserved it 378

Early warning

By Hreyes - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 018

You deserved it 2 228

Running late

By SMV - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 251

You deserved it 6 095

Dogsbody

By tee - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Kansas City

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 891

You deserved it 2 027

Effed up

By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 353

You deserved it 1 193

Stoner in disguise

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rowlett

Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 432

You deserved it 2 930

Bad hair day

By Tony - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 329

You deserved it 2 642

Team building

By Incompetent - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 214

You deserved it 1 398

Welcome back

By pixie_pix13 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 067

You deserved it 3 430

How is that a reason?

By now sharing the blessing - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - New York

Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 606

You deserved it 242

Dinonick 15

Monday 20 October 2014 0:51

If you don't care about losing your job, I'd report him for theft

GetIt23 8

Monday 20 October 2014 0:53

You should've at least told him you were bringing you own printer in.

Comments

Dinonick 15

Monday 20 October 2014 0:51

If you don't care about losing your job, I'd report him for theft

Cryptical 13

Monday 20 October 2014 4:00

Sue him, take his job, buy his house and car, bang his wife and let him rot in misery. :)

mindjob 14

Monday 20 October 2014 5:29

Calm down satan

CrAzYELF4 26

Monday 20 October 2014 19:04

That escalated quickly...

incoherentrmblr 21

Monday 20 October 2014 20:21

Time to go all Office Space on that old printer...

GetIt23 8

Monday 20 October 2014 0:53

You should've at least told him you were bringing you own printer in.

sayyestothedress 24

Monday 20 October 2014 1:14

Lesson learned

mif_fml 27

Monday 20 October 2014 4:23

So you and your work have the exact same looking printer? And on another note, couldn't you have just shown that the broken "work" printer is still there?

DolphinGirl369 11

Monday 20 October 2014 0:53

Do you have a receipt to prove it's yours? Show it to your boss, and if he still tries to keep it, go above his head and/or report him for theft.

Uglyfeet 23

Monday 20 October 2014 2:04

Dude, you live in the USA.... show the receipt of your printer purchase and then sue your boss!!!

Mauskau 35

Monday 20 October 2014 2:08

Who keeps the receipt for everything?

tj4234 35

Monday 20 October 2014 3:12

#20 People who are careful with their finances and want to keep track of their money, and people who are careful with the product's guarantee...

Liyuesigs 8

Monday 20 October 2014 3:24

Receipt does not mean THAT printer is yours. You could have one at home, and still claim another one. Just saying.

blubblubbnb 6

Monday 20 October 2014 4:05

@32 sometimes receipts have serial numbers

Vegetarian27 24

Monday 20 October 2014 12:33

#20 My mother. She has every receipt for appliances, furniture etc dating back 30 years. Nobody ever manages to screw her over.

sirpantselot 22

Tuesday 21 October 2014 5:30

Businesses do. The company should have receipts for all business expenses. If the boss wants to claim the company bought it, he should be able to produce a receipt.

99treee 7

Monday 20 October 2014 0:55

Kill him

ComoEsJuan 24

Monday 20 October 2014 1:01

I like where your mind is at.

mikepzz 27

Monday 20 October 2014 1:07

Murder over a printer.. Seems logical

DomiLove 26

Monday 20 October 2014 2:02

People have murdered for a lot less, 11.

cjmedic 12

Monday 20 October 2014 3:16

I kill you for Klondike bar.

mikepzz 27

Monday 20 October 2014 4:20

I think a Klondike bar is much more reasonable.. I mean who doesn't like Klondike bars..

jmdnba097 12

Monday 20 October 2014 5:10

With your two best friends and help from ************ Jones, you boss seems like a horrible boss

TacoTrop 10

Monday 20 October 2014 5:27

Killing seems reasonable.

akorpija 12

Monday 20 October 2014 6:38

I can't stop laughing at this comment!

smackaroonial 20

Monday 20 October 2014 0:57

When you have printed all the documents, then you have my permission to leave.

Witchylady 17

Monday 20 October 2014 0:58

YDI. You should have just told the boss and let him but a new one.

relaxedninja 18

Monday 20 October 2014 5:42

.....

Ltsdragons 19

Tuesday 21 October 2014 6:36

I'm not exactly sure how OP deserves it, but I don't entirely understand your comment either. I would say though, whereas OP should've told his/her boss, I would imagine the boss could see an obvious difference between printers. Plus I'd imagine the boss saw OP bring in the printer

pwnman 33

Monday 20 October 2014 0:59

There was a small mistake upon your side. Informing your boss about the issue of the printer and bringing the printer is your MAIN priority. However, FYL for losing that printer.