Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek...

By TheStripedBeatle - 26/06/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to a party and we all decided to play hide-and-go-seek despite our ages. I started counting. When I was done, I started searching and after 5 minutes of searching, I found that everyone left me. FML

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TheStripedBeatle 9

Sunday 26 June 2011 14:27

To clarify, they left me. They weren't even hiding.

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Livinia 11

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:23

If you classify those people as friends, I suggest finding new and better ones.

MothsWings 4

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:28

Had you turned thirty, flirty, and thriving when you opened your eyes as well?

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nikitazed 10

Monday 13 July 2015 18:30

Personally I would just drink all the booze they had in the house, the expensive stuff first

ljthemyth 10

Wednesday 6 January 2016 17:19

Should have trashed that house.

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