By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 02:52

Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
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bluucat 17

She's just jealous.

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afkwarrior 25

Wow. Tell her to go bid on some manners.

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arturo_s 10

I fail to see how this made fml, you just bought an insanely cheap house but got called a cockhead, doesn't sound like a bad day to me

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grashopper8 7

Hahaha I know you're in the UK but it sounds like you were in New England :) Meh, assholes are everywhere. Don't let us ruin your fun! ;)

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Neoking 4

Congrats but this isn't really an FML. Who really cares that she said cockhead?

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WD_Stevens 22

I wonder what the tone was. If the person was snickering they might have thought it was worth nowhere near that

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starfish7 18

Why is this an FML? It's not that bad, really.

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lil_mars 1

So? You'll never see her again. Get over it.

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PainOfDemise 11

Guess she wanted that house too. Oh well, she's a sore loser.

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tukies 28

Who cares what she said. You got the house at an absurdly low price. Lucky indeed.

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