By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 02:52

Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML
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bluucat 17

She's just jealous.

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afkwarrior 25

Wow. Tell her to go bid on some manners.

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False_Stupidity 41

Plot twist, it was only the front wall of a house and the rest is missing.

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Nilorak 24

Plot twist OP bidded for a real house, that she got for 12.000. Oh wait.

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Nilorak 24

Plot twist OP bidded for a real house, that she got for 12,000. Oh wait.

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SiJSyd 2

Why do people keep assuming that 12k was the final price? He said that that had been the starting bid not the final price.

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magickitten 26

Don't worry OP - do you not think that she's the cockhead? After all, she seemingly called a stranger a name for no good reason....

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Elliotx3 3

Don't worry OP she was just jealous but anyway congrats on the win....... **** head

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Witchylady 17

It must be nice to have lots of spare cash around?

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Coeliacchic93 21

my guess is they worked hard and saved up. plus now they don't have that money buy a house to enjoy renovating.

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PiQo 6

You opened at too high of a price

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Neesalun 20

Maybe she knows something bad about the house?

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Zomg_Okay 26

Doubtful. Most likely, she wanted it herself but couldn't beat OP's bid.

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mata2 7

Ghost! Ya same bitch calls him a cockhead because of ghost ;) sounds about right if he was here in the STATES

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TheRoyalBattler 5

How did you "win", when you were the "highest bidder"?

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mata2 7

You are buying something not offering services. The highest wins.

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TheRoyalBattler 5

Sold to the highest bidder, not and the winner is!

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demonkitty619 8

Sorry to tell you, man. The "person" you saw was actually the deceased owner of the house. She is getting you ready for the haunting. This may include more name calling.

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