Intimacy: Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww......

You know, I have a feeling that cashier was mildly mentally challenged. That was so completely beyond the range of what any normal person would say that I would immediately think there must be something not completely right with the cashier.

grunt_fml 17

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:12

Yeah, OP might have her period, but that comes and goes. That clerk just stays an idiot with a crap job all the time.

lina21 12

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:33

That's unprofessional. Was it a teenager or adult? Either way, I'd be addressing that with a sup

Sudoc 29

Wednesday 18 June 2014 21:57

And you made a threatening face and said "and hormonal" right?

charlotteel 11

Wednesday 18 June 2014 22:54

Can someone who clicked YDI please elaborate on why they chose that?

technolove 7

Friday 20 June 2014 3:53

for being female, obviously

QueenofWheels 13

Tuesday 24 June 2014 5:43

because the op is whining about a joke from somebody she may never see again.

dragxnfly 4

Thursday 19 June 2014 3:04

I honestly don't believe that but I hope you reported him.

Yikesthatsbad 2

Thursday 19 June 2014 3:27

Really? Is that why im buying tampons and giving you a death stare?

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