By rebel_rose - 25/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML
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My problem is I try to speak in Russian as I do in English, so some phrases that don't quite translate sound stupid anyways . . so here, I guess I just sounded twice as stupid . . .reason this is an FML is the Japanese guy I like is in this class, and they don't talk that way . . .he wouldn't have known what I said or my mistake, if the teacher hadn't gotten shocked and translated it into English AND Japanese FML lol

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RyeBreadBoy 0

Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.

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my_fml_account 2

Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.

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evey661 5

In soviet Russia strawberry eat u

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thisisabaduser 0

I think its great that you were still able to articulate yourself by accident in another language. bravo!!

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profligatesoul 18

You seriously were gonna tell your professor you feel like shit?

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