By rebel_rose - 25/09/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I went to my Russian language class after days of being sick. We must speak in Russian. The professor asked how I felt. I said "like shit." I didn't know the word I used was the verb, not the noun. So I told an awesome prof and class I was "feeling like I was in the process of defacating." FML
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My problem is I try to speak in Russian as I do in English, so some phrases that don't quite translate sound stupid anyways . . so here, I guess I just sounded twice as stupid . . .reason this is an FML is the Japanese guy I like is in this class, and they don't talk that way . . .he wouldn't have known what I said or my mistake, if the teacher hadn't gotten shocked and translated it into English AND Japanese FML lol

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Why would you even say "like shit" to your professor? Maybe you should've gone with "terrible", or "ill". This would never have occurred if you possessed more tact.

Oh no, you made a mistake in a class of a language you're learning! Quick, to the internet and tell everyone how much your life is ruined by this! This is so not-FML worthy I cant even bother to click YDI.

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YDI for not spelling defecate correctly.

That's when you get up and go to the bathroom just so they don't think you suck at Russian.

I'm Russian...listen we don't hve the word shit but we hve enof curses to write sevarel books...if ur gonna learn the language learn it properly!!!

And if you want to reply to an English website being rude you might want to learn how to spell properly!!

It was funny. Is an FML not to be funny? I do not know what people come here looking for. It if liked this one they say "get over it" if it more serious they say how dare make that an FML. Relax and laugh a little.

TheRealNickB 0

In Soviet Russia... people don't take *****, ***** TAKE YOU!

That sucks! Watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8oucrg4xM

beaniebabe 0

if you didn't know the word for shit just say you feel......ohhh what's the word?? oh that's right "bad."

lapochka 0

naverno posle etogo ti tochno chuvstvoval sebya kak srat' =]

leksileks 0

oh my god thats so funny! In spanish, this boy wanted to tell my teacher he was embarrassed because he forgot a simple word. But instead of the actual word he said "embarrasada" which means pregnant.

Well... was it a stomach bug, at least?