Money: Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night....

By hunnybaby0319 - 02/10/2010 22:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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Sketchy

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendant. He had my car towed. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 09:44 - New Zealand

Today, I walked ten miles to pick up my car from the towing station. Turns out there was enough change for the parking meter in the glovebox after all. FML

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Women be shopping

By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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Too good to be perfect

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd found the perfect parking spot at work for once. Turns out, it was actually perfect for the parade that was scheduled for later in the day. My car got towed to make way for marching bands and floats. FML

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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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Tow the line

By broke - 16/11/2016 03:08 - United States - Orlando

Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML

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Driving is expensive

By Bladerunner - 01/12/2011 09:49 - United States

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML

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illmatic2 16

Sunday 3 October 2010 1:43

Ironicaly, that was not a healthy decision.

perdix 29

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:15

Lettuce all learn a lesson from the pickle you're in. You can't beet City Hall, so I hope you relish your walk. Orange you mad that they towed your lemon?

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perdix 29

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:15

Lettuce all learn a lesson from the pickle you're in. You can't beet City Hall, so I hope you relish your walk. Orange you mad that they towed your lemon?

redrovaa 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:16

lemon part killed it.

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:18

The guy that owned the car, his name is Gourd, and he left his car to go take a pea.

1d1r1a1g1o1n 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 3:53

Most epic comment I've seen

KingDingALing 9

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:23

14- hahahahaha! That's what I thought at first!

Stupified 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:28

Dude, where's your car?

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:28

am I the only one who laughed at this?? :P

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:32

Safe to say that because we were able to produce a bunch of lame puns, we found it funny.

bigbadtim 7

Sunday 3 October 2010 3:11

Yes it was.

UnluckyChicka 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 3:47

Rawwrness 3

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:31

21- I would be like hey!! it's Larry the cucumber!! lolz

Richisme 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 2:51

Now you can buy a healthy snack as you take your journey to the impound :)

HaxivX 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 3:24

Shut it, Bitch! Anti flood needs to shut the ass up and stop being an ass Asshole no ass is a butt and assholes are bitches that are pretty much douches. Except there assholes. Get what I'm saying? K'thanks