Intimacy: Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking...

By Claire - 29/09/2010 05:59 - Australia

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, after going to the beach with my guy friend, I thought I looked pretty good in front of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom." FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 02:36 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

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By combo - 28/02/2010 09:12 - France

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

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Life's a beach

By Brittanyy_leigh - 17/12/2009 07:57 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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Behave!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Cinn_fml 22

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:29

Well, you knew how revealing your swimsuit would be, therefore if you could see more hair than you wanted to be seen, you should have dealt with it. Though if he gets freaked out by something natural, you might want to reconsider his maturity levels. Unless he was just joking.

billywhyte 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 12:15

BAHAHA! wait....was there really a squirrel?

Comments

sulitak 27

Thursday 28 March 2013 8:30

I don't ever shave down there. But if I'm wearing something that will be giving a good view of the area I make sure its not a freaking forest. YDI for not being smarter

lydiardz2611 4

Thursday 18 April 2013 6:26

Yur always supposed to,keep that area nice & clean shaven. Wtf is wrong with yu, especially knowing yur ass is going on a date ON THE BEACH!!!

TsarKeith12 9

Wednesday 30 April 2014 9:26

All of you people suck It's their body They don't have to conform to your wishes **** off

justawallflower 27

Friday 27 June 2014 4:57

That reminds me of that one song from Phineas and Ferb.

Red_Curls1995 28

Wednesday 7 October 2015 7:40

What the hell is with all these people that think pubes are so wrong? For gods sake it's -natural-. I have no idea why everyone is so obsessed with shaving and why so many women on here are you saying you have to shave. Whether or not you shave is your choice. The guy was a douchebag.

Jeffrey Scott Leeper 4

Monday 23 January 2017 18:24

and you like him why?

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Saturday 14 September 2019 8:46

I can't believe how many people seem to think it necessary to remove naturally growing hair. Like they prefer their women to look like little girls down there.