Health: Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't...

By tm - 18/07/2012 05:06 - United States - Madisonville

Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML

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By WipeYaBooty - 04/11/2017 15:00 - United States - Franklin

Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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Ironic

By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2020 02:12

Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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Inconvenienced

By Anonymous - 06/05/2022 20:00 - United States - Dover

Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML

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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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Are you sure?

By yourekillingme - 19/02/2016 04:12 - United States - Mission

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been feeling of pressure in my chest. After running numerous tests, I was told I was perfectly healthy and had nothing to worry about. I made it as far as the front door before I collapsed and had to be rushed to the hospital. FML

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By ChestExploding - 20/11/2013 23:53 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I tripped and fell, damaging my sternum and making it incredibly painful to breathe in or out too much. About ten minutes later, I got the hiccups. FML

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Shadowvoid 33

Wednesday 18 July 2012 15:57

Well, i hope you are ok, this news is just heart breaking.

MDM15 5

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:02

Well at least you were at the best possible place to have a broken nose in

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Ozuru 11

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:12

At least you were in a hospital already.

DracoSpirita 21

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:16

I passed out just last week, OP. Mine was from overheating, however, and not from chest pains. Perhaps while you're there getting your chest examined they could do something about your nose too! :)

dremac82 2

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:22

How could this possibly be a "totally deserved it"?

bjf10 22

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:26

Some people just wear the cranky pants. Though perhaps they think the OP has hypochondria.

ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:40

Do you even know what a hypochondriac is? Because that definitely isn't what OP could qualify as.

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Thursday 19 July 2012 8:14

30- OP did come off as a hypochondriac. They thought having chest pain means you're having a heart attack. Just like people think if they're nauseous and sexually active( they're pregnant. Or if they're having a bad headache, it must be an aneurism. Or pains around the stomach must mean their appendix is rupturing.

Kbearlove23 0

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:26

Get the stretcher ready (^.^)/

owo_fml 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 16:37

When people ask about your nose, you were heroically running after a mugger who stole an attractive lady's purse, and he punched you in the face in order to deter you...