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Wetting the bed or peeing everywhere?
I believe OP said wetting the bed
SIGH don't worry, #1. I got the joke.
cleanup on aisle 9!
Maybe you'll have to explain things a little more with this one. Maybe also mention where she could go if she knew she was awake. Not just that she could go if she was awake :P
Urine a lot of trouble with the store now.
I bet the janitor is pissed off.
at least he wasn't pissed on.
pee on her
As opposed to any other child #30? Haha I got what you meant though :)
Kids. Whatcha gonna do about them?
Teach them. Make them learn things. Oh, you know, the right things to do and stuff.
That sounds like a lot of effort #17. I don't think many people do that anymore.
not have them.......solves all problems
man your kids retarded
Spoken like a person who has never had a kid or a conscience. She will be toilet trained shortly How long will it take you to develop tact and respect!
Maybe you should tell her to you when she has to go
Is any one else utterly confused by this comment?
#33 I think they meant that the daughter should tell the mother when she, the daughter, has to use the bathroom.
Oh! that makes more sense! Earth to aliens!
Evil genius. She knew she was awake
She just had to widdle Cause she's so little
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Maybe you'll have to explain things a little more with this one. Maybe also mention where she could go if she knew she was awake. Not just that she could go if she was awake :P
cleanup on aisle 9!