Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When...

By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By RR - 11/07/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Acneface - 28/06/2009 00:55 - France

Today, I got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and a new expensive dress to impress my boyfriend. When I got home I asked him if he noticed anything different about me. He looked at me for one minute before asking, "Did you finally start using Proactive?" FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:33

that was mean. women get facial hair, it is life. If I had a gf and if she had it. i would not care, unless it bothered her. I would compliment her on her haircut. i would be looking into her eyes anyhow and not notice much^_-

squelette_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:47

actually, females probably shouldn't shave their facial hair cuz they'd get stubble...wax is good

Comments

baden18830 5

Saturday 23 April 2011 18:00

guy goes down on girl, gotta go thru the jungle. girl goes down on guy, as long as it's moderately trimmed and he is bigger than an inch or two, they have plenty to work with with no hair up their nose XD

RayMo_fml 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 22:51

#102 maybe you'll respect yourself first? as in change the pic.

Averytom 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 19:38

Chicks dont realize that that ***** noticeable lol

iceliebedich 7

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:32

My bf is like that ^.^

ToLegitToQuitBFK 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:01

Whoever voted you diserved it is a douche

afulks78 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:52

Haha.

xx10hope 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 22:13

Any descent girl would appreciate what number 1 said actually.

xx10hope 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 22:19

I dont see how any of you guys saying stuff bout AliSama even got girlfriends. The only girls i know that wouldnt appreciate being respected are trashy ones

chris3113 7

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:03

at least he noticed...??

prego_05112012 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 8:18

Wow why is everyone on here being such dicks to Alisama?? He's just a nice guy trying to say how he feels about subjects and everyone is saying shit about him. Grow up people you sound like you're in ******* high school. Stop being assholes.