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By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 2 989

By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 22:35 - United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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You deserved it 2 688

By Unloveable - 13/06/2016 16:32 - United States - Priest River

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML

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fermata 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:02

Wow I'm at a loss for words. It's amazing what stunts losers would pull to get out of having a mature, face-to-face talk with you.

sjx 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:01

that's just mean :-(

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DarkMirror 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:59

Well that to me would it make it a little hard to miss him =

YukiKirai 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 19:29

one of the saddest things i've ever heard :(

realworldhk 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 12:23

Look at the bright side, you are better off without him! Good for you!

LadyinaBlueDress 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:51

I feel like using your little sister's bear is a subtle hint that he might be with her now...

Barbarossa_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 23:13

Wow... thats ****** up... O_o

DWdizzy 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:31

the last line made me laugh out loud. dumped by a talking bear.... priceless.... aww but im sorry sweetheart. im sure you can find someone better

lilmszssy 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 17:35

ohh wow .

catfish42 0

Monday 19 April 2010 21:10

Sorry for you. He must have been either very shy or very mean to dump you this way. I'd guess the latter.

jordan75_fml 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 5:38

XD srry about ur breakup but that's really funny and creative

LadyAshley 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:09

10 points for creativity!

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Right, Imma head out

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