Kids: Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night.... - FML

By amanderpthepanda - 03/07/2013 17:21 - United States - Redmond

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Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML

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amanderpthepanda 19

Thursday 4 July 2013 8:25

I created this account to respond to some of your comments.. My cousin is a boy, and it was a very awkward explanation. I just told him that it's a girl thing and that he'll learn about it when he's older. I don't think it affected him that much. Also, #7, I enjoyed your comment the most.

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buckeyed 20

Thursday 4 July 2013 0:43

Boom. Life lesson. If your cousin asks, just tell him/her sometimes you have to just pull some strings to get by.

UsernameHere234 13

Thursday 4 July 2013 9:30

What did 7 say its no longer there

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Saturday 19 October 2013 0:24

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