Kids: Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on...

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

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By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2020 17:01

Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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By soonaked - 30/01/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

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Thursday 7 August 2014 10:47

Quite the role model! Pee in his shampoo. XD

kfamazing 10

Thursday 7 August 2014 10:51

You better watch out! Looks like urine trouble.

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lvg_fml 10

Thursday 7 August 2014 14:16

Time to ask your parents to send him for some help

doodlecloud 26

Thursday 7 August 2014 14:17

That's just weird and disgusting. He's gonna make the whole house smell like pee and he has to live there too! Just tell your mum...I'm pretty sure no mother is okay with people peeing on her floor...the shouting and punishments will probably be most effective coming from her.

princesss5275 2

Thursday 7 August 2014 14:49

Tape him to his bed and pour ice water on him

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 7 August 2014 15:16

My son would be grounded and I'm make him pay for a carpet cleaner to get all the mess up. Parents work hard to provide a nice place to live and he'd get an ass whooping for unloading his man sized bladder all over my carpet. That is not easy to clean up, especially when it soaks thru to the carpet pad and flooring beneath.