Health and Scary: Freakout

Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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You deserved it 4 321

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 078

You deserved it 3 994

By Anonymous - 15/02/2015 17:57 - Denmark

Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 415

You deserved it 3 275

By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 919

You deserved it 1 205

By terdberglerforlyfe - 07/12/2014 20:54 - Brazil - Mogi Das Cruzes

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 811

You deserved it 4 398

Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 702

You deserved it 323

By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 140

You deserved it 2 772

By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 199

You deserved it 3 230

Spooky

By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 914

You deserved it 6 020

By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 773

You deserved it 11 474

By thisisbad - 12/10/2009 14:21 - Malaysia

Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 996

You deserved it 2 788

tumtum888 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

You need to get to the bottom of this. Who flushed that toilet?

cyanidesandwich 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:19

Redneck of the year award goes too...

Comments

Candissimo 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:12

That's probably the worst feeling

thatisaWIN 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:29

Worse than orange juice right after brushing your teeth?

LeFrogDog 27

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:04

Worse than stepping on a lego?

xlord 27

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:23

Worse than being drugged and finding yourself front row at a Justin Bieber concert?

Demig0d6 14

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:50

Or your nipples being electrocuted on a sunny day at the beach?

strykerthezombie 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 7:00

That actually sounds nice

PewDiePie_Lover 14

Saturday 10 May 2014 7:11

#28 its kinky XD

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:05

#27, I thought everyone spent their sunny days like that.

Candissimo 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 11:43

How did that get so many negative thumbs down? oh well You guys are right those are horrible feelings also.

Crofty92 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 20:05

Looks like people hate you. I'm sorry but the internet has spoken.

tumtum888 12

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

You need to get to the bottom of this. Who flushed that toilet?

pimrol 16

Saturday 10 May 2014 13:12

and also was she hot?

BootheGhost 6

Saturday 10 May 2014 18:04

Incest is not always wincest...

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:14

Hot?, she was scalded!

MondRubberduck 24

Friday 13 June 2014 15:55

I think it´s wierd that thei watertemperatur changes when somenone flushes

DedicatedNova 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

Bet that was a nice sight. FYL OP.

kjack49044 18

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:20

Maybe if it was anyone besides his sister.

thatisaWIN 5

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:26

Sarcasm doesn't make this comment anyless creepy...

sparty48910 5

Sunday 11 May 2014 3:19

Yea! Like his grandma!

ChristianH39 30

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

Oh god I'm sorry. What is seen cannot be unseen

ilmanator 7

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:14

Lol that's quite the awkward situation.

briggsopposed 8

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:16

Well atleast you know she's okay

cryssycakesx3 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 9:09

yeah, at least he cared enough to check it out.

IllestRated 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:16

Too much cartoons?

jsp16 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:17

Bet you screamed louder at the sight of seeing your sister nude.

buzzboy2389 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:18

We'll you got to see boobs so that's a plus

cyanidesandwich 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:19

Redneck of the year award goes too...

ChristianH39 30

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:23

I really hope you have no sisters.

OysterPearls 33

Saturday 10 May 2014 6:18

Or any female relatives...

Crofty92 17

Saturday 10 May 2014 20:10

Or the ability to reproduce at all.

PenguinBitch 43

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:25

It could have been worse, Norman Bates might have killed her!

EdenCrystal 21

Saturday 10 May 2014 5:38

Way to think positively, Penguin. Gold sticker for you!

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Freakout

Same thing different taste

Bad pranks are annoying

Spooky

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