By lol smiley face - 28/11/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling awesome. I turned to face the sunrise in the window, and as I stretched and let out a big yawn. Only for my boyfriend to say "Baby, turn back over. Your breath smells like turds." FML
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sals029 0

how is this an FML? He wasn't disgusted by it. Didn't leave you. Stayed in bed with you. Just wanted you to refrain from opening your mouth near him until you brush your teeth. Everyone has bad breath in the morning. Get over yourself & stop being dramatic.

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Starfire22 5

I wouldn't want morning breath in my face either.

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mangocherrypie 0

Tell him that if he can't stand your breath in the morning, you won't give him a bj before going to sleep :-p

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happyhak 5

this is FAKE. there is another FML just like this!

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Bertj 5

I rofl'ed so hard at this fml. he's a keeper!

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Ziness1 0

maybe he should practice better hygiene before you go down on him

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tamoodielovesmar 1

at least you know hes honest! hes a keeper ;)

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goldmedalski 0

Morning breath.. Nasty!! Mines not too bad but I brush my teeth then go back to bed with him so he won't be turned off by the smell. You should try that! But idk if you wake up early or not but I do so that's why it works

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