Love: Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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By Easy-bake oven - 14/08/2022 14:00

Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By Vladymyr - 29/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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By Phobic_fml - 28/06/2019 22:22

Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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Sunday 10 May 2009 2:14

That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha

fmylifedotcomm 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:15

it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...

Comments

12bee195 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 1:24

HAHA holy crap...well i guess she knows

MukyDaCookie 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:28

#120 don't waste your "karma energy" I'm 71. It was a joke. Keep your karma for when it counts! lol

_emilou_ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 20:37

ross, if that's you... i would like to talk about it.

DarkMirror 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 21:51

Aw that'd suck if she meant it for you, but how can you be sure she did?

loki3 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 6:49

dang dude FYL. I know this is off topic, but I wish people could post a follow up (that can be only read somewhere in the comments section, maybe at the bottom) so we can see what ever happened of their situations. That is what intrigues me have the time. This one just ends. No closure. But again, sorry dude, sounds like you really cared. Maybe next time, go a bit slower at first. It doesn't have to be a lot slower, just a bit. It usually helps things last. Especially if you really care about her.

tipple 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 9:41

#128 *sigh* It sounded soo romantic...

pdksays 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 10:02

You've loved the girl for a year but just hooked up with her a day or so ago? I think your confusing love for enfatuation, get out of the melodrama and into a bar...

effed_my_life 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:08

haha this sounds awfully familiar.... lol if this really is the guy i hooked up with, i wouldn't worry about it. i didn't mean for it to be about you. and if this isn't you... i'm sure she didnt mean it either. you need talk to her. lol