By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
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randomdude1234 0

Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!

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8trickster8 0

You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you

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randomdude1234 0

Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!

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randomdude1234 0

Perfect counter-revenge. Use a cat launcher like the one in this family guy clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLr1OV7OgI

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xCrackerx 3

Oh yes. Seek inspiration from a half-assed cartoon too popular for its own good.

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rjrudman 0

@OP have you tried CLOSING THE DOOR? YDI for being a ******* idiot.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Yeah the idiot deserves it for not closing the door in anticipation that a dog might come into his room despite not having one.

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Thunderbender 2

#19 did you think at all about that comment before you said it?

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iluvsidney 0

idk bout u but I would be scared fom maaaa life

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APOLLO_TC 8

I knew everyone is entitled to their own opinion but just shut the **** up

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8trickster8 0

You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you

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Mx_Rider 6

real men do like pussy...

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xshadyshadow 0

Lmao, random.

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snafu57 1

shit, sounds like a nightmare. did someone get a dog, does it have rabies, wtf is going on?

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devendra_fml 0

uhhh can we take a moment to look at the name you posted this with for a second? what is going on here?

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Pixiewolfe 46

OP got drunk and stole the dog maybe?

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