Animals: Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything...

By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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By Devin - 21/06/2019 22:17

Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML

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Home invasion

By Brad - 05/07/2020 20:01

Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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Where did you guys come from?

By Brad - 04/07/2021 21:59 - United States

Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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Bad boy

By feelgood - 29/07/2013 05:08 - United States

Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay

Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML

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Top of the mornin' to ya!

By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By nackpattywhackgiveadogabone - 23/09/2010 11:01 - United States

Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

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randomdude1234 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:13

Think about it logically. Who would want to do this to you. Then seek REVENGE!!!

8trickster8 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:28

You must be a very deep sleeper if it tore up your room and didn't wake you

Comments

terriibabiiix23 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 2:37

hahaha, was it your bedroom or your living room or something ??? probably was some stray door that came through an open door or window...be careful, it MIGHT have rabies :S

dimondbanga 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:34

you tard get the dog find it's owner and make them cleanit and pay for damages

SmexiiStevie 1

Wednesday 30 December 2009 11:35

OMG! you found mr bigglesworth! i trained him well :)

sickofdrama 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:23

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

mef_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 22:32

damn, that sucks... you should def make the owner pay for the damages if you find them.

zouzou2010 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 2:02

looooooooooooooooooooool

Whisper_Says_Ku 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 5:20

Now you do.

hthelittleone 10

Friday 1 January 2010 10:18

nuh nu uh nuh nuh uhhhh nuh uh uh nuuhhhhhhh omg this is so awesome say the thing I said b4 with a beat lol. I can't get it out of my head. hahahahahahaha!!!